Peggy singing: “Ahem, ahem” something like
“My mother’s gone to church…. She told me not to play with you or let you eat my margarine.”

the verse goes something like this:
ahem, ahem, me mother has gone to church.
She told me not to play with you because you’re in the dirt.
It isn’t because you’re dirty. It isn’t because you’re clean.
It’s because you are a protestant and eat margarine.
(recalling a Tommy Maken recording, RWL, 120806)